Dec 062010
 

I scraped the snow from the December -beaten car this morning, opened the door, sat down in the driver’s seat, stuck the keys in, just sat there. For a couple of minutes, there was no traffic, no sound: a pre-industrial peace. This calm stillness was pricked, suddenly, by a rush of fierce thoughts and blurred, threatening memories and I quickly scrabbled around for some music to put on. I stuck Nebraska in the CD player, wondering briefly why this was the first time I’d listened to it for years, wondering when I’d actually bought a CD of it, wondering if the heater was ever going to start working, wondering if Springsteen had ever driven a bloody Seat Leon. I put off turning the key a little longer, just sat there, shivering, as song followed song, as the thoughts and memories shifted and as, slowly and surely, a misty, twisted, echoing cloud of tired, sick ghosts eased into the car with me: young people whose zest and fire was long-ago extinguished by the adult world’s sly envy; unemployed middle-aged men who’d worked all their lives for family and self-respect and their country; lovers whose joy in each other had turned to pity and alienation; coppers and criminals whose ideals had disappeared in nights of need and desperation; women whose love and desires and heat had been suffocated, petrified. I turned to look at all these familiar strangers, felt an angry, insistent guitar slice through me and I thought: this is the soundtrack to our future.  For what seemed like hours, I didn’t move, just listened, still cold but OK with it until, halfway through Johnny 99, I brought myself back, took a deep breath, turned the engine on and drove us all off, carefully, down sharp-white, funereal roads towards our English town. Continue reading »

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Nov 072010
 

This was originally going to be a long, considered piece about the meaning of  ‘post-modern’ comedy in an age in which, perhaps more than ever, we need creative people of all kinds to reclaim art’s radical roots, to fight with us against the politicians and bankers and ideologues who are set on bringing our health service, our welfare system, our educational provision to their knees . . . but fuck that, if Frankie can’t be fucking bothered with all that fucking shite, the cunt, then nor can I . . .

There’s a trap laid by so many contemporary comedians, a carefully-constructed vicious circle that renders them immune to  criticism: you can’t object to my racism or sexism or homophobia or my jokes about paedophilia or the McCanns or learning disability or Kerry Katona’s mental health or Susan Boyle’s appearance or rape or cancer because if you do, you reveal yourself as some uptight, anachronistic, puritanical, repressed Guardian reader with no sense of humour. I saw Ricky Gervais- one of the finest comic actors and writers of our generation- at the Apollo a couple of years ago and he played precisely this game. A lot of his material was, in essence, dodgy old ’70’s stuff given a knowing twist and pushed back out, covered in irony. Still racist, still sexist, but smart, now, and oh so knowing: the white, straight, affluent audience seemed to love it. It wasn’t particularly funny, but who cares, we could feel part of a naughty conspiracy in which Ricky got away with it . . .

Which brings us back to Frankie. I loved him on Mock the Week, I’ll admit it. He undermined the smug, laddy, lazy ambience of the show, that indolent, formulaic ‘isn’t George Bush stupid?’ stuff that passed as ‘political’ (and so beautifully satirised by Stewart Lee). And Boyle was- consistently- The Funny One, his breaching of barriers stayed fresh and he remained, somehow, both empathic and collaborative- getting alongside us and saying ‘bad’ things so we didn’t have to.

Yet there’s something sharply different about this relentless, hammering, dispiriting show. That disempowered, raging, transient misanthropy we all feel in our lives has been gathered up by Boyle and re-packaged as stuttering, marshmallow-hard barbs that are fired back at us with a coldness (and a self-consciousness) that quickly becomes tedious. Some of it’s beautifully written, some of it wryly amusing, but the whole is never outright funny and never- actually- remotely outrageous. Trying to walk a line between ‘please like me’ and ‘please don’t like me’, Boyle ends up barely keeping his balance and emerges having created a persona full of impotent, sweary bile interspersed with giggles, his targets chosen, seemingly, in order to offend rather than because they’re ripe comic material. He may be mocking comedy itself, of course, and he’s certainly mocking prissy modern-day liberalism, the lily-livered avoidance of the real and the complex and the dark.

And that’s a good thing: not all comedy needs to be directly or indirectly political and taboos are there to be broken. But Frankie Boyle does so by breaking, simultaneously, two pretty decent comedic principles: attack up, don’t attack down, ie mock the strong, don’t mock the weak (!), and, above all, be funny. Ultimately with this show, we’re left searching for the point of what has been a scattergun, unfocused, charmless offensive. And then we get the fucking train home.

Apr 282010
 

 

Originally written for Twisted Ear:

I won this album in a competition in the Daily Mirror when I was fourteen years old. I’d never heard of ’em before but the cover (come on, I was fourteen), and the singular, melodic weirdness within, lured me into their web and left me with a lifelong, if slightly embarrassed, love for this most idiosyncratic and uncool of bands . . .

 


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Mar 162010
 
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Anyone reading this who knows me well – and particularly anyone who’s been unlucky enough to be trapped in a pub with me recently- will know I haven’t been the easiest of people to be around. Life’s felt overrun with ghosts and pain and endless, circular musings on love and desire. Previous certainties – the ancient, passive acceptance of greyness and of a great big, lifelong, hole inside – have been shattered, leaving a new, very different void, a raw uncertainty that’s felt terrifying at times.

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Feb 272010
 


Sometimes we just have to look ourselves in the eye and admit we’re wrong . . .

I mentioned this album, due for re-release on Light In The Attic next month, to a soul-loving friend. I said that- after a couple of listens- I thought it was brilliant in places but bland, weak and rambling in a lot of others, that it sounded a bit like Isaac Hayes, a bit like Marvin Gaye, a bit like no-one else on earth. You can see why it got buried, I said, back in the early ‘70s, why it was destined to become a ‘lost masterpiece’. Even back then, its idiosyncrasies, its odd jazziness, its in-your-face hippy/Socialist messages, its over-earnest strings, its full and overt and unsubtle words were too sledgehammer-strong, too overwhelming for the man’s rich, rich voice and undoubted passion. Another sign, this album, I said, that- by 1974- Stax had completely lost the plot, selling its soul, de-railing talent, pointing it in all the wrong directions in CBS’s continuing attempts to out-Motown Motown. Lou Bond pretty much disappeared after this, his one and only album. The glory of Stax, the years of some of the finest music ever made, had gone forever: this album was proof.

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